“Chopstix penus”
Allegations were made about Drake's ~underpants zone~ and sexual proclivities this week.
So we got a little curious and decided to ask total strangers on the street to help us figure out what exactly Drake's penis looks like.
TeenNick / Via lipstickalley.com
Conspiracy theory #1: Drake might "just hump you."
- Actual size, to scale
Conspiracy theory #2: Flacid Drake started from the bottom but is now here & erect.
This guy gets style points for the photo and for the extra step.