You should have asked Lindsay Lohan.

This Tweet has received over 79,000 retweets at the time of posting and will probably pass 100k soon.

UPDATE, 1:52 p.m.: The tweet has since passed 100k retweets

The only problem is that this tweet exchange appears to have never happened. Kate Upton's actual Twitter account doesn't have any activity from July 2nd, when she supposedly agreed to the young paramour's request.

Nice try, Zacklemoreeee...nice try.