With all of the posts today about this, I must assume everyone is an expert by now!
QUIZ: Hot Dogs Or Legs?
Georgia Tech Student Shows The World How To Do A Great Freshman Convocation Speech
A Brief History Of The Rise And Fall Of The White House's Social Media
Stop trying to make anything happen.
In general, Barack Obama and his team have done a good job with social media
From their Tumblrs
To various Twitters
2 Chains
Watch This Baby Goat Headbutt Her Own Reflection
What Would Alex Look Like On "Orange Is The New Black" With Different Eyebrows?
Come with me on this journey as we try out some new looks.
This is how they are on the show. Her eyebrows are the only complaint people have about the show.*
*This fact has not been confirmed
Here are 11 different options that Alex could go with that all look better than their current state.
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The One Image Miley Cyrus Needs To See
Where did we go wrong, Hannah Montana?
Twerking, FOMO, Squee, And 11 Other Words The Oxford Dictionary Just Added
The Oxford Dictionary Online recently updated its catalog with these unfortunate additions.
Twerking: dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance
It is physically impossible for Miley Cyrus to go more than three minutes without twerking.
Phablet: a smartphone having a screen which is intermediate in size between that of a typical smartphone and a tablet computer
My father didn't want to get me an iPad so I got stuck with this phablet.
Derp: used as a substitute for speech regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action
Herp-a-derp-a-doo.
Via reddit.com
Selfie: a photograph that one has taken of oneself, typically one taken with a smartphone or webcam and uploaded to a social media
In hindsight I shouldn't have taken that selfie at my grandfathers funeral.
Flashback: Everyone Also Hated Retweets When They Came Out
The new blue lines you see in your timeline aren’t the first time Twitter has upset its users.
Let's take a moment to go back in Twitter time. The year is 2009.
11 Seas You Cannot Unsea
They are just too damn big to do anything about.
Bali Sea - 17,000 square miles
Andaman Sea - 231,661 square miles
South China Sea - 1,351,000 million square miles
Caribbean Sea - 1,063,000 million square miles
This Vine Compilation Video Is The Best Thing You'll See All Day
18 Things That Taste Better Than Skinny Feels
Someone Finally Found A Reason For That Weird Slot In Your Car
11 Other Popular Things That Were Lies Created By Jimmy Kimmel
After looking more closely at some other internet sensations I noticed something I hadn’t seen before. I feel so so used .
Overly Attached Girlfriend
Enhanced 283.44%
Grumpy Cat
Enhanced 320.6%
The Proper Way To Eat Goldfish
Turns out we’ve all been doing it wrong.
This is a vine, click the image to play it!
Via giphy.com
People are already trying to recreate it
And failing miserably
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Drug Addict Robs A Store And Apologizes A Decade Later
Faith in humanity restored.
He left this note for the store on September 7th
We were robbed about 11 or 12 years. Today, we surprisingly received this note from the robber and the stolen cash returned. This is truly inspirational and reminds us that there are plenty of good people in this world. To the anonymous person, we want to tell you all is forgiven and thank for your note. We don't care about the money. We are more inspired and touched by your act. We hope you find peace in life and prosperity. Best wishes!
Via giphy.com
Jimmy Fallon Parodying "Breaking Bad" Is The Best Thing You'll See Today
This Cat Watching Breaking Bad Captures How We All Feel
Someone hold me.
At Least 13 Killed In Shooting At Navy Yard In Washington
Developing: The alleged gunman, identified as 34-year-old Aaron Alexis, is dead. Eight others were wounded in the shooting, a Navy official said.
Police and firefighters respond to the report of a shooting at the Navy Yard in Washington.
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At least 12 people and a gunman were killed Monday during a shooting rampage at the Naval Sea Systems Command on the grounds of the Navy Yard in Washington, officials said.
Police identified the gunman as Aaron Alexis, 34, originally of Ft. Worth, Texas. Three weapons were found with Alexis: an AR-15 assault rifle, a shotgun and a semiautomatic pistol, according to reports. Alexis died during a shootout with police, officials said.
All 12 victims in the shooting were civilians and 8 others were wounded, police said. The attack took place in "multiple areas" of the base. The shooting victims range in age from 46 to 73 years old.
Alexis was a full-time reservist in the U.S. Navy between May 2007 and January 2011, when he was discharged, the Navy said. Alexis had been awarded the National Defense Service Medal and the Global War on Terrorism Service Medal, the Navy said.
Alexis was previously arrested by Seattle police in 2004 for shooting out the tires of another man's vehicle in what he later described to detectives as an anger-fueled "blackout," according to the Seattle Times.
Alexis purchased at least some of the weapons used in the assault within the past few days in Virginia, USA Today reported.
Earlier in the day, there was confusion over how many shooters were involved in the incident. Police initially said there were two other possible suspects at large then later cleared both of suspicion.
"We have the single and sole" suspect, Washington, D.C., Police Chief Cathy Lanier announced late Monday.
Lanier said police do not know what the motive for the shootings might be. The FBI is leading the investigation, she said.
The Navy said shots were first fired around 8:20 a.m. at the Naval Sea Systems Command headquarters, where about 3,000 people work.
"We're confronting yet another mass shooting," President Obama said prior to an event on the economy. "We will do everything in our power to make sure whoever carried out this cowardly act is held responsible."
Obama said of the victims: "They know the dangers of serving abroad, today they faced the unimaginable violence that they wouldn't have expected here at home."
"We send our thoughts and prayers to all at the Navy Yard who've been touched by this tragedy," he said.
Aaron Alexis' father, Algernon Alexis, told Reuters it was a "complete shock," that his son was involved in the shooting. He said his son was former military and now studying while working in a computer-related job for a private company.
Police and federal agents from multiple law enforcement agencies responded to the scene, and streets in the area were closed. The Navy Yard is located in southeast Washington on the Anacostia River.
Three people — one police officer and two civilians — are in a critical condition at MedStar Washington Hospital Center, said Janis M. Orlowski, chief medical officer.
The Associated Press quoted eyewitnesses saying that a gunman was shooting from a fourth floor overlook down at people in the building's cafeteria on the first floor.
The Washington Nationals game against the Atlanta Braves was postponed. The stadium's parking lot was used as meeting place for Navy Yard employees and families.
The Senate buildings in Washington were locked down until 5 p.m. "out of abundance of caution."
Family members looking for information about their loved ones can call 202-433-6151 or 202-433-9713. The Navy posted more information about assistance for victims, workers and families with issues related to today's shooting.
A helicopter pulls what appears to be a shooting victim up as it hovers over a rooftop on the Washington Navy Yard campus in Washington.
Reuters