This Video Of A Giant Snake Opening A Door May Traumatize You For Life

June 19, 2013, 7:27 am

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Hide your kids, hide your wife. While you’re at it, hide yourself too.

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"Bored of being in a dark room, she flips on the light, opens the door and bails. This particular episode takes place at 1am. This is why we keep doors locked with her around. We don't need her harassing the neighbors."

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There's A Two-Headed Baby Turtle Named Thelma And Louise And She's Adorable

June 27, 2013, 9:01 am

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The San Antonio Zoo welcomed her on June 18.

Several North American river turtles (also known as cooters) were born at the San Antonio Zoo last week, but Thelma and Louise were the only ones born with this rare condition.

Via: San Antonio Zoo / AP

The conjoined cooters go on display at the zoo's Friedrich Aquarium beginning today.

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Why Is Mark Zuckerberg So Sad?

June 28, 2013, 12:52 pm

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Cheer up, buddy!

This is what Zuck's profile looks like now. Notice anything weird?

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No, it's not that he is verified, Facebook verification is old news!

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WHY THE SAD FACE ZUCK?

While we are on the subject, his dog looks pretty sad too

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Lindsay Lohan Tweets What Might Be The Most Depressing Reply Of All Time

July 2, 2013, 1:06 pm

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My heart weeps.

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This Was The Line For Cronuts This Morning

July 3, 2013, 6:49 am

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In New York City, the cronut craze is out of control. What exactly is in these things?

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Kate Upton Is Going To Prom With This Kid Except That She's Totally Not

July 3, 2013, 8:26 am

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You should have asked Lindsay Lohan.

This Tweet has received over 79,000 retweets at the time of posting and will probably pass 100k soon.

UPDATE, 1:52 p.m.: The tweet has since passed 100k retweets

The only problem is that this tweet exchange appears to have never happened. Kate Upton's actual Twitter account doesn't have any activity from July 2nd, when she supposedly agreed to the young paramour's request.

The only problem is that this tweet exchange appears to have never happened. Kate Upton's actual Twitter account doesn't have any activity from July 2nd, when she supposedly agreed to the young paramour's request.

Nice try, Zacklemoreeee...nice try.

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22 Tweet Pairings From Your New Favorite Twitter Account, @Anagramatron

July 8, 2013, 2:57 pm

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A must follow. Or, fallouts mow.

The premise for Anagramatron is simple - it pairs a tweet with an anagram of it

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This Old McDonalds Training Video Featuring A Fake Michael Jackson Is The Best

July 16, 2013, 1:06 pm

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Just clean it.

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The man, the legend

The original McTwerk Team

Next time you are at McDonalds open up the closets - you never know who might be in there!

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How To Scoop A New Employee Hire With Twitter

July 17, 2013, 1:31 pm

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Twitter’s new recommendation engine might be a bit too good. Reporters: pay attention.

This is @MagicRecs, Twitter's recommendation account that DMs you to tell you that some of the people you follow have retweeted or followed a particular person. The goal is to get you to follow more people and see tweets you may be interested in.

This is @MagicRecs , Twitter's recommendation account that DMs you to tell you that some of the people you follow have retweeted or followed a particular person. The goal is to get you to follow more people and see tweets you may be interested in.

While it has worked well so far...

...it may be too good. This was sent at 11:36 a.m., 16 minutes after an internal email was sent saying we hired Joel...

...53 minutes before the story was released to the public.

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The Most Business Deal To Ever Happen In Business

July 19, 2013, 10:33 am

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Don’t let the cat out of the bag, ok?

Hey you! Come over here to the water cooler

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I know there is a lot on your plate lately

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But we need to touch base

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Take what I am about to say at face value

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The Only Royal Baby GIF You Need Today

July 22, 2013, 9:21 am

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Don’t even bother trying to beat it.

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The Royal Baby Waved At The Crowd

July 23, 2013, 11:33 am

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The baby totally nailed his first public appearance .

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LINK: First Pictures Of The Royal Baby

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Your Favorite Websites According To Google

July 26, 2013, 7:38 am

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Is this a post?

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Let's Play Starbucks B-I-N-G-O

July 29, 2013, 1:03 pm

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You finally have a reason to be happy your Starbucks is full of hipsters.

The rules are easy!
1. Listen to the baristas call out names.
2. Since you are listening to the names, spelling (i.e. Lindsay vs. Lindsey) does not matter. This is obviously for the best since Starbucks baristas don't care about spelling names right.
3. First person to get a B-I-N-G-O wins.
4. You can pick whatever you want as the prize! (i.e. losers buy the winners their drink/a gift card.)

CLICK HERE for a printable four-player PDF version of this game!

Here are 5 game boards for you to use

Via: Chris Ritter/Buzzfeed

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26 Reasons Why The University Of Oklahoma Is The Best University To Ever Grace This Earth

August 1, 2013, 7:21 am

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LIVE ON, UNIVERSITY.

Press play on this - then proceed

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David Boren

David Boren has been around for almost 20 years now and has been nothing short of awesome for the university. He simply is the best.

Source: Brett Deering / Getty Images

Also, who else can split the president and vice president like this?

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Norman is the best town ever.

Close enough to OKC, but just far enough away that we aren't really a part of it. Norman has everything you need. It was voted the top six small town in the U.S.A. in 2008!

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